Costume Halloween Kid

Halloween costume ideas for brunette teacher?

I teach high schoolers, so they’ll get wit. But, I don’t want to have to explain what I am to 150 kids. So, any clever ideas that a petite, Asian, brunette girl can get away with? (Oh, and I have to keep it clean and PC . . . )
PS Since I have to teach all day, the simpler the better. (Big boxes and stuff tend to get in the way.) Thanks!!!

Elle Woods Halloween costume ideas please help?

i know its early but i want to be elle woods from legally blonde for halloween. what do you think i should use for the costume? please provide links. i am only 13 so nothing toooooo mature. for pants i am a size 00 in adults and 12 in kids in case you are wondering. i am a x-small- small in shirts. please keep it cheap and to stores that are not just websites but have actual stores too.

thanks!

Halloween costume ideas?

I have one idea but I need better ones
My idea:
1 black hat
1 pair of perfect circle sunglasses (very dark)
1 thick fall mustache
1 trench coat
I’ll stalk little kids and ask in my creeper voice”you wanna get in my car, I have CANDY for you”

But I need more ideas instead of this. Also I’m 13 so I won’t get arrested.

What should i do this halloween with my friends?

Haha, we’re already doing alot but i want ideas. Its me, my best friend, her boyfriend and his friend(were all friends). So we’re watching Halloween at my house, then the guys are trick or treating(were just walking with them), then we’re having a fire at her bf’s house. Any ideas of anything else we can do? OH and were scaring little kids(: haha one of the guys has a banana costume…so we’re putting him in a garbage can and hes popping out at people. hahahaa. so anything helps, thanks(:

What would you wear to a gig on Halloween when you’re standing and like to jump around in pits?

I’m going to see Green Day on halloween and my mate is trying to get me to wear a costume but seeing as I tend to be one of those sweaty pit people who just wear jeans, tshirt and trainers I have no idea what to wear that wont fall off, get in the way or look daft.

Any suggestions?

(I would like to point out that whenever she mentions it I just get that Sonic Boom Six song with the lyrics “and all those kids that go to gigs in halloween costumes you used to play a fucking trumpet now you’re flying a broom” stuck in my head; so I’d rather not dress up but I dont want to be a spoilsport either)